My Rating “Better Off Dead“ Jared Stevens stands in pitch blackness. There is a light in the far distance but he doesn’t know how he arrived in this void. The last thing he remembers is surfing the internet at Burnsteel’s shithole apartment, and Burnsteel’s sister, Vera, busting his balls. Then everything went black. Now some […]
My Rating “Signs” Boston, Massachusetts somewhere near Jared Stevens’ slum apartment building, the sounds of heavy footsteps can be heard rounding the street corner. It is Fate running in full panic mode. Behind him a hoard of giant sewer rats give chase. Jared snatches a cellphone from a passing tourist in an attempt to call
My Rating “War Of The Realms” It’s vacation time and the hot spot this year is the Negative Zone! Party! Squirrel Girl and her friends have just arrived to see her Negative Zone clone (no pun intended). Before Doreen can even visit the Squirrel Embassy to multiple dimensions she is teleported back to Earth 616.
My Rating “A Tale Of Temporary Farewells“ Baron Winters sits in a majestic field somewhere on a prehistoric landscape. He has some idea how he arrived at the location, but unsure the reasons why. There are many extinct animals in his periphery. The Baron smiles as a pair of unicorns pass him in a gallop.
My Rating “Eleventh Man – Part 03 of 03“ Zadok Grimm, a shaman from the fourteenth century and his familiar named Whisp, race up staircases leading to the rooftop of a twenty-first century high-rise. Above them the multimillionaire and tech genius, Norman White, has kidnapped a young child and is forcing him to watch death
My Rating “The Eleventh Man – Part 2 of 3“ The entity must find a new host, the twelfth man, and time is running out. Baron Winters and his fourteenth century shaman must locate the one who will take on the supernatural burden. The current possessor is none other than former president Richard Nixon. Tricky
My Rating “The Eleventh Man Part 01 of 03” Wintersgate Manor, Georgetown, Washington DC, the Baron and Merlin are sitting down for a quiet night by the Victorian fireplace, when the oak doors leading into the library slam open. On the other side, standing in the hallway, are several federal agents and some one bound
My Rating “Not Fade Away’ Backstage at Wormwood Amphitheater, Arnold Burnsteel, Nina Skorzeny, Jake Ketchum, and Philbert Hoskins take the stage. This is the farewell concert for their friend Jimmy Tilton. Slither was a true friend but his mutations became uncontrollable. His death will never be forgotten. After the show the four lament on their
My Rating “Assisters of Mercy” 2:30am – high above Gotham City, the most famous landmark has just illuminated the sky. Within twenty minutes commissioner Gordon is seen crashing through the front doors of police headquarters. Who activated the signal? It wasn’t Gordon. The aging detective races up multiple staircases until he reaches the roof. There
My Rating “Gotham Atrocity“ Gotham City, where the creeps never sleep, Nina Skorzeny is busy slam dancing in a local punk club when a familiar song starts playing. What? Scare Tactics has been bootlegged? Time to bang some heads! Who is the vampire that goes splat outside club copyright infringement? Philbert, what’s with the severed
