My Rating “Here Comes The Boom!” There’s not one Ash, but two Ash. One’s future Ash, and the other is boring 1993 shit cleaner Ash. What happened to the Wiseman’s sleeping potion? The chainsaw-arm wielding Ash has just woken up in the year 2093 and the world is in major trouble. Can you say “Deadite […]
My Rating “Devil In The Sand – Part 02” The race is on as Red Sonja and her companions flee from a host of cannibalistic bandits now in pursuit. Their only hope of survival is to reach the abandoned keep once ruled over by King Gresh the sullen. As the three riders crest up the
My Rating “Devil In The Sand – Part 01” Red Sonja had learned over many years of treasure hunting that the legends regarding such wealth typically originate from drunken tavern hearsay, mendacious seerers peddling their fortunes on a mark, or flowery narratives seeded by bandits who then lay in wait for ambush. However, when a
My Rating “His Master’s Voice – Part 06” Death has come to Red Sonja, the deceit was fatal. The possessed warrior who brought her into the inner circle thrust his blade deep into her chest. As Sonja lay dying on the stone floor her blood mixes with the black diamond necklace. The voices within begin
My Rating “Hall Of Heroes – Part 04” The uneasy alliance, kind of sort of known as the Justice Ducks, have expanded their search to the deepest part of the Atlantic Ocean. Will they finally find Launchpad’s missing compass or the mythical underwater city of Ducklantis? According to Herb’s Quackerware tracking data X marks the
My Rating “Hall Of Heroes – Part 03” The Thunderquack zips north to south over the blue ocean in search of Launchpad’s missing compass. Darkwing’s main squeeze, Morgana Macawber, has received paranormal visions in her Viewing Orb of the area, but the message reads “unclear”. At this point Darkwing Duck is about to accept help
My Rating “Army Of Darkness Forever” His name was Ash, and he was a slave. It all started at a cabin in the dark mountain forest upstate. In 1993 all things were good between Ash and his girlfriend Linda, that is until they found the book bound in human flesh, and inked with blood. Then
My Rating “Hall Of Heroes – Part 02” Set course due north, time to take back Launchpad’s missing compass! Oh, and if Darkwing can beat Neptunia to the perpetrator that would be great! No Gosalyn, you can’t fly the Thunderquack. Launchpad is totally capable of flying straight with a broken heart. Hey, is that the
My Rating “His Master’s Voice – Part 02” Red Sonja stands in the middle of a Gadahul Tavern with a sword drawn. The cheerful crowd of local patrons have suddenly turned on the crimson haired daughter of Hyrkania. Each assailant possesses a dead look in their eyes brought on by some group hypnosis. From slacken
My Rating “Hall of Heroes” It’s grand opening day at the Hall of Heroes museum and Darkwing Duck is stoked to view his display in all of its brilliance. It better be brilliant. He didn’t even get an invite. As DW bum-rushes passed the roped off line of patrons a massive roadblock steps in his
