My Rating “His Master’s Voice – Part 07” Recovered from her wounds afflicted by a treacherous avatar, the Nuns of Brythunia have charged Sonja with the task of slaying the beasts known as the Tsjoko. The next morning Red Sonja travels the roads south toward the haunted forest where the mysterious slayings have taken place. […]
My Rating “Dark Deep Down” 1300 AD – Sheila and Lord Arthur’s Wiseman race through the haunted forest in search of a Deadite altar. It was there that the Chosen One’s main squeeze had witnessed the resurrection of the dark champion Evil Ash. As the two heroes arrive on the scene of the described horror,
My Rating “Deals” Sonja sulked upon her wooden throne of sorrow, although she was not the first. The innkeeper supplied her with many bottled libations that day but the nightmares Sonja faced in the Red Dune Wastelands could never be drowned out or forgotten. Her thoughts kept returning to the young lovers slain by the
My Rating “Here Comes The Boom!” There’s not one Ash, but two Ash. One’s future Ash, and the other is boring 1993 shit cleaner Ash. What happened to the Wiseman’s sleeping potion? The chainsaw-arm wielding Ash has just woken up in the year 2093 and the world is in major trouble. Can you say “Deadite
My Rating “Devil In The Sand – Part 02” The race is on as Red Sonja and her companions flee from a host of cannibalistic bandits now in pursuit. Their only hope of survival is to reach the abandoned keep once ruled over by King Gresh the sullen. As the three riders crest up the
My Rating “Devil In The Sand – Part 01” Red Sonja had learned over many years of treasure hunting that the legends regarding such wealth typically originate from drunken tavern hearsay, mendacious seerers peddling their fortunes on a mark, or flowery narratives seeded by bandits who then lay in wait for ambush. However, when a
My Rating “His Master’s Voice – Part 06” Death has come to Red Sonja, the deceit was fatal. The possessed warrior who brought her into the inner circle thrust his blade deep into her chest. As Sonja lay dying on the stone floor her blood mixes with the black diamond necklace. The voices within begin
My Rating “Hall Of Heroes – Part 04” The uneasy alliance, kind of sort of known as the Justice Ducks, have expanded their search to the deepest part of the Atlantic Ocean. Will they finally find Launchpad’s missing compass or the mythical underwater city of Ducklantis? According to Herb’s Quackerware tracking data X marks the
My Rating “Hall Of Heroes – Part 03” The Thunderquack zips north to south over the blue ocean in search of Launchpad’s missing compass. Darkwing’s main squeeze, Morgana Macawber, has received paranormal visions in her Viewing Orb of the area, but the message reads “unclear”. At this point Darkwing Duck is about to accept help
My Rating “Army Of Darkness Forever” His name was Ash, and he was a slave. It all started at a cabin in the dark mountain forest upstate. In 1993 all things were good between Ash and his girlfriend Linda, that is until they found the book bound in human flesh, and inked with blood. Then
