Here at the Tabloid division of RelicKeep.com, we sometimes receive disturbing pictures and video from our sources. This time we are not only shocked, but we are outraged. If this evidence is true, every New Yorker should be on the phone with their local and state representatives.
The following screen captures were recovered from 1991 archived security camera footage provided by our source. In the two clips provided below, it clearly shows that one Dr. Stephen Strange, a.k.a. Doctor Strange, a.k.a. Sorcerer Supreme, has the ability to magically appear in any home, and any office building, at any time of the day. The Tabloid reached out to Doctor Strange, as well as the Avengers home office, but they did not respond immediately for comment.
Our question to the readers is simple, is your privacy truly safe? In a world plagued by alien invasions, rogue mutant terrorists, and rabid mole men, is the invasion of our privacy one thing we can do without? We at the Tabloid feel it is time to regulate such magical practices. How can we be certain that our heroes are not closeted creeps and/or peepers? Our children look up to these individuals.
Please leave your thoughts and concerns in the comments below.
Sincerely,
Bernard B. Crumm — Editor In Chief
