My Rating “This Is The Way The World Ends” The mountains, those glorious peaks that once shone in the brightest of sunlight, have now become man’s last refuge from the pending environmental disasters. For decades the scientists warned humanity about the escalating cost of deforestation, unregulated industrial pollution, and overpopulation. Now Earth’s fragile ecosystem is […]
My Rating “Here Comes The Boom!” There’s not one Ash, but two Ash. One’s future Ash, and the other is boring 1993 shit cleaner Ash. What happened to the Wiseman’s sleeping potion? The chainsaw-arm wielding Ash has just woken up in the year 2093 and the world is in major trouble. Can you say “Deadite
My Rating “Cult Of The Vampire” Lakota arrived at Spektor Manor early in the morning as the sun was just peaking over the tree line. This was her first day as the doctor’s new secretary and she didn’t want to be late. She had heard strange stories from the girls in the secretarial pool but
My Rating “The Awesome Origin Of Curse Of The She-Cat” Professor Hunt (White) and his crew had finally excavated the tomb of Sehkmet after months of digging. This was a proud moment for him as his daughter Jessica had just joined him at the dig site. Her new job was to translate any hieroglyphics they
My Rating “Devil In The Sand – Part 02” The race is on as Red Sonja and her companions flee from a host of cannibalistic bandits now in pursuit. Their only hope of survival is to reach the abandoned keep once ruled over by King Gresh the sullen. As the three riders crest up the
My Rating “Devil In The Sand – Part 01” Red Sonja had learned over many years of treasure hunting that the legends regarding such wealth typically originate from drunken tavern hearsay, mendacious seerers peddling their fortunes on a mark, or flowery narratives seeded by bandits who then lay in wait for ambush. However, when a
My Rating “How To Trap A Devil!” Sharon and Wayne wander from the movie set around midday to explore some ancient ruins in the nearby jungle canopy. Would the two be missed? Frankly, they didn’t care. All eyes were on Dan Cassidy and his special effects costume today. What a drag to be upstaged by
My Rating “His Master’s Voice – Part 06” Death has come to Red Sonja, the deceit was fatal. The possessed warrior who brought her into the inner circle thrust his blade deep into her chest. As Sonja lay dying on the stone floor her blood mixes with the black diamond necklace. The voices within begin
My Rating “Into (Looking At) The Marvelverse” The year is 2025 and things are pretty messed up. Earth is in the middle of yet another Great Hero War which has left those not of this world trapped in the combat zone. Say hello to Howard and Tara, both aliens to this madhouse called the United
My Rating “The Longest Night” The beast had come from its dark abode to take Ali away from the school. It would be up to Sabrina and her classmates to bring the girl back. The only problem is the lack of bravery. Can Sabrina, Fiona, Maddie, and the rest of the students of the Academy
