My Rating “His Master’s Voice – Part 07” Recovered from her wounds afflicted by a treacherous avatar, the Nuns of Brythunia have charged Sonja with the task of slaying the beasts known as the Tsjoko. The next morning Red Sonja travels the roads south toward the haunted forest where the mysterious slayings have taken place. […]
My Rating “Dark Deep Down” 1300 AD – Sheila and Lord Arthur’s Wiseman race through the haunted forest in search of a Deadite altar. It was there that the Chosen One’s main squeeze had witnessed the resurrection of the dark champion Evil Ash. As the two heroes arrive on the scene of the described horror,
My Rating “Deals” Sonja sulked upon her wooden throne of sorrow, although she was not the first. The innkeeper supplied her with many bottled libations that day but the nightmares Sonja faced in the Red Dune Wastelands could never be drowned out or forgotten. Her thoughts kept returning to the young lovers slain by the
My Rating “Thrice Marked for Death! – Part 02 The Curse” And in an instant, ever foul bit of evil erupted from the dreaded black stone, surrounding the trespassers with an adversarial force of ancient specters. Conan’s plea was too late to stop the greedy Kamal from grasping Tarim’s Touch. Now the thieves were unwillingly
My Rating “Circus” The carnival atmosphere was a fun excursion that day for Stephen and Clea Strange. They had the opportunity to show Clea’s new sister Donna just what humans do to entertain themselves, and Coney Island was the best place to experience the action. The rides. The games. The stuffed animals! Everything was marvelous
My Rating “The Medieval Dead!” 1300 AD – The Lady Sheila is in a race for her life. Delta, the horse that carries her at top speed through the dense English forest, is spry and full of energy, but the deadites are in close pursuit and the steed grows winded. The harpies’ speed is unmatched
My Rating “Here Comes The Boom!” There’s not one Ash, but two Ash. One’s future Ash, and the other is boring 1993 shit cleaner Ash. What happened to the Wiseman’s sleeping potion? The chainsaw-arm wielding Ash has just woken up in the year 2093 and the world is in major trouble. Can you say “Deadite
My Rating “Devil In The Sand – Part 02” The race is on as Red Sonja and her companions flee from a host of cannibalistic bandits now in pursuit. Their only hope of survival is to reach the abandoned keep once ruled over by King Gresh the sullen. As the three riders crest up the
My Rating “Devil In The Sand – Part 01” Red Sonja had learned over many years of treasure hunting that the legends regarding such wealth typically originate from drunken tavern hearsay, mendacious seerers peddling their fortunes on a mark, or flowery narratives seeded by bandits who then lay in wait for ambush. However, when a
My Rating “His Master’s Voice – Part 06” Death has come to Red Sonja, the deceit was fatal. The possessed warrior who brought her into the inner circle thrust his blade deep into her chest. As Sonja lay dying on the stone floor her blood mixes with the black diamond necklace. The voices within begin
