My Rating “Florida Man Vs. Hogzilla! – Part 01” Finances are tight right now for Gary and Krystal Duba. Gary’s tarantula smugglin’ business has just been blown sky-high by sum liberal anti-American, and Krystal is back in county lockup for food stamp and cocaine violations. Well, mostly the cocaine thing. Now Gary has to look […]
My Rating “Night Of The Screaming House!” Dracula has kidnapped the daughter of vampire hunter, Quincy Harker. Now Frank Drake and his team of motley slayers must infiltrate the vampire’s newest sanctuary, known only as Whispering Hell. While they race through the fog-covered suburbs of eastern London, Dracula makes a unanimous phone call to his
My Rating “Werewolf By Night” Home is where the heart is… And the lungs and the intestines. Life was on the verge of tranquility for Jack Russell. He had helped defeat a homicidal necromancer named Docktor Nekromantik. Famous monster hunter, Elsa Bloodstone, had become BFFs with his werewolf persona. Now Jack is the sole owner
My Rating “Gun-Trek To Panther Valley” B’Tonga and his raiders had eluded Sheena for weeks now, using old game trails to navigate the Congo. But, as the season grew hotter, and the animals grew restless, the homicidal Chieftain began to make more daring raids on the settlements and those Sheena called her friends. Now the
My Rating “Van Helsing – Hexed” The Hyde monstrosity has taken its toll on Julie Jekyll for many years. Each time that warped personality crawls out of her subconscious, it damages the very cellular structure with each body mutation. Liesel Van Helsing and others have tried to cure Julie through the use of modern science.
My Rating “Safe Once More” With the full spectrum lights disabled all around Madison Square Garden, Reed Richards helps fend off a new mob of vampires breaching the perimeter. Within minutes, the situation becomes dire as Alicia discovers blood pouring freely from Reed’s wounds sustained yesterday during the first wave of attacks in Manhattan. The
My Rating “Blood Hunt – Part 03” Trapped behind the mirror! In a bold move, the ghostly form of Victor Strange shifts places with the animals protecting the Sanctum Santorum, condemning Bats, Aleister, and Anton to the Crypt of Shadows. As team “snake dog” (or was it “dog snake”) begins to sniff around for a
My Rating “Terror In Dino Park” Wild Dino Adventures, an abandoned amusement park located just six miles south of the Hopi Native American reservation, has just caught the attention of a group of state police officers as a giant fireball lights up the night sky overhead. The abandoned tourist attraction had been closed for over
My Rating “Zombie Cruise” The “bottom line” has been the most important consideration in every business since time immemorial. For the guests traveling with Star Cruises, their voyage is just about to be review-bombed into oblivion. None of the passengers understand why the ship’s crew is acting so bizarrely. Stef Turner, director of guest relations,
My Rating “Fairy Tale Team-Up: Robyn Hood & Van Helsing” Somebody has been dumping corpses in the back alleyways of Williamsburg, Brooklyn, and the Infernal Court is beginning to take notice. Last night, the vigilante known as Robyn Hood crashed a nightclub called Ambrosia Lounge in search of the murder. But why would a well-known
