X-Terminators - Volume 02 Issue 03

My Rating

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Fast forward in time, we find our heroines standing in front of the Quiet Council of Krakoa. Dazzler, Boom-Boom, Jubilee, and X-23 have spent the better part of their day recounting the events of the vampire brawl fest. Professor X is patient but the women’s story is becoming more outlandish by the minute. Others on the council have lost all confidence and are ready to cast judgment.

Back to the doppelganger maze battle. The X-Terminators have unlocked the secret to the mirrors. Where their eyes meet reflection a doppelganger is spawned. Time for some makeshift blindfolds. Boom-Boom volunteers her knickers as she normally goes without. Ewe, TMI! Will the mutants be able to fight without sight?

An armless Wolverine uses her superior smell to help point out doppelganger targets. Wait, there are others who have joined in the fight. Vampires!

Jubilee blasts everything that violates her personal bubble. A horrible scream erupts from her left. The hideous sound is a combination of feral pig squeal and baby dolphin eek. No wait, it was only Boom-Boom. Her large D-cups just received third degree burns! watch out Jubs!

Will the Quiet Council gather the truth from the three party animals? How long does it take a Wolverine to regenerate limbs? Who is the one behind the vampire’s “collection” racket? You collect the series to find out!

Reviewer Notes

It’s action ahoy in issue number three of the new X-Terminators. We find out there is a bigger plot than two lovers scorned. Dazzler’s d-bag ex-boyfriend is just a cuckold pawn in a larger scheme of things. No offense to those cuck vampires out there. Please don’t hate me, bro.

I’m clueless on the Quiet Council of Krakoa, and their role here, but current X-men fans should be happy. The series has been a lot of laughs so far. As far as the art, Carlos Gomez and Bryan Valenza are growing on me. I’m giving X-Terminators number three the illustrious 5 Stars!