My Rating “Raise Hell” Sheila jumps from a tower window with the Necronomicon clenched tightly in her arms. Far below in the courtyard of Kandar Castle, a large pile of hay awaits to break her fall. It’s a good thing, as the entire kingdom has been possessed by Evil Ash and the Army of Darkness. […]
My Rating “Welcome Back.” S-Mart – 1993 AD, Ted didn’t make it to work today. But what happened? Let’s just say he had a terminal case of the minis. Linda knows something is wrong as Ash won’t play house in the empty store. Why is he such a computer nerd all of a sudden? Elsewhere,
My Rating “Dark Deep Down” 1300 AD – Sheila and Lord Arthur’s Wiseman race through the haunted forest in search of a Deadite altar. It was there that the Chosen One’s main squeeze had witnessed the resurrection of the dark champion Evil Ash. As the two heroes arrive on the scene of the described horror,
My Rating “Here Comes The Boom!” There’s not one Ash, but two Ash. One’s future Ash, and the other is boring 1993 shit cleaner Ash. What happened to the Wiseman’s sleeping potion? The chainsaw-arm wielding Ash has just woken up in the year 2093 and the world is in major trouble. Can you say “Deadite
