My Rating “Army Of Darkness GOREver” Into the void, Ash and the Devourer are pulled with the remains of the droidites. Then every possible reality passes before his eyes. A kiss from his sugar, Shelia. The old cabin in the Tennessee woods. A swarm of mini-Ash demons swarming coworkers at S-Mart. Every one of the […]
My Rating “…The Necronomicon Ex-Mortis!” The Darkness has aligned in all three timelines, but for some – like the evil wiseman, time has no bounds. With all of the Evil Ash variants destroyed, the only thing stopping the real Ash from closing the portal to hell is the Kandarian demon baby. Can goody little two-shoes
My Rating “Raise Hell” Sheila jumps from a tower window with the Necronomicon clenched tightly in her arms. Far below in the courtyard of Kandar Castle, a large pile of hay awaits to break her fall. It’s a good thing, as the entire kingdom has been possessed by Evil Ash and the Army of Darkness.
My Rating “Welcome Back.” S-Mart – 1993 AD, Ted didn’t make it to work today. But what happened? Let’s just say he had a terminal case of the minis. Linda knows something is wrong as Ash won’t play house in the empty store. Why is he such a computer nerd all of a sudden? Elsewhere,
My Rating “Here Comes The Boom!” There’s not one Ash, but two Ash. One’s future Ash, and the other is boring 1993 shit cleaner Ash. What happened to the Wiseman’s sleeping potion? The chainsaw-arm wielding Ash has just woken up in the year 2093 and the world is in major trouble. Can you say “Deadite
My Rating “Army Of Darkness Forever” His name was Ash, and he was a slave. It all started at a cabin in the dark mountain forest upstate. In 1993 all things were good between Ash and his girlfriend Linda, that is until they found the book bound in human flesh, and inked with blood. Then
