My Rating “Army Of Darkness GOREver” Into the void, Ash and the Devourer are pulled with the remains of the droidites. Then every possible reality passes before his eyes. A kiss from his sugar, Shelia. The old cabin in the Tennessee woods. A swarm of mini-Ash demons swarming coworkers at S-Mart. Every one of the […]
My Rating “…The Necronomicon Ex-Mortis!” The Darkness has aligned in all three timelines, but for some – like the evil wiseman, time has no bounds. With all of the Evil Ash variants destroyed, the only thing stopping the real Ash from closing the portal to hell is the Kandarian demon baby. Can goody little two-shoes
My Rating “Falling Down” Earth 1300 AD has fallen at the hands of the Deadite armies! Wait, no, Earth 2093 AD has fallen to the hands of the… No, that already fell to the Droidites! Right? Okay, so now Earth 1993 AD has fallen to the present day, but recently returned from the past, Evil
My Rating “Ashes to Ashes!” From the sky they fell, pulled through time by the power of three Necronomicons. Then Ash and his robot pals crash face-first into the broken pavement of a besieged London street, circa 1993 AD. Home! The man who survived the evil of three centuries finds himself back where he so
My Rating “Three The Hard Way” “Three Books?” Ash exclaimed. “No one said anything about three books!” The digital wiseman is no more. Now Ash has no one to guide him through the apocalyptic lands of Earth 2093 AD. The Necronomicon has been restored through a lengthy campaign fighting Droidites and contracting Morklock VD. The
My Rating “…Necronomicon Ex-Mortis.” War has come to three timelines! While future Ash fights evil Droidites in the year 2093, Lady Shelia and her new ally Duke Henry the Red make a last-ditch effort to destroy the Necronomicon in the year 1300 AD. Meanwhile in the streets of 1993 Detroit, Michigan a U.S. Army General
My Rating “Welcome Back.” S-Mart – 1993 AD, Ted didn’t make it to work today. But what happened? Let’s just say he had a terminal case of the minis. Linda knows something is wrong as Ash won’t play house in the empty store. Why is he such a computer nerd all of a sudden? Elsewhere,
My Rating “Dark Deep Down” 1300 AD – Sheila and Lord Arthur’s Wiseman race through the haunted forest in search of a Deadite altar. It was there that the Chosen One’s main squeeze had witnessed the resurrection of the dark champion Evil Ash. As the two heroes arrive on the scene of the described horror,
My Rating “The Medieval Dead!” 1300 AD – The Lady Sheila is in a race for her life. Delta, the horse that carries her at top speed through the dense English forest, is spry and full of energy, but the deadites are in close pursuit and the steed grows winded. The harpies’ speed is unmatched
My Rating “Here Comes The Boom!” There’s not one Ash, but two Ash. One’s future Ash, and the other is boring 1993 shit cleaner Ash. What happened to the Wiseman’s sleeping potion? The chainsaw-arm wielding Ash has just woken up in the year 2093 and the world is in major trouble. Can you say “Deadite
