My Rating “Return From The Grave!” Highgate Cemetery – Midnight, the arm shot up from inside the exposed coffin, gripping Dracula with vice-like strength. The skeletal hand was fixed tightly around his undead throat using some unexplainable supernatural phenomena even the prince of evil could not explain. What was this fiend? How dare it lay […]
My Rating “Army Of Darkness GOREver” Into the void, Ash and the Devourer are pulled with the remains of the droidites. Then every possible reality passes before his eyes. A kiss from his sugar, Shelia. The old cabin in the Tennessee woods. A swarm of mini-Ash demons swarming coworkers at S-Mart. Every one of the
My Rating “To Kill A Vampire!” Edith Harker had been slain by the hand of her own father! Dracula has shown that his evil has no bounds. As Quincy Harker and his team of vampire hunters pay their last respects to the deceased, Blade argues with his new allies about their timing. They can mourn
My Rating “Falling Down” Earth 1300 AD has fallen at the hands of the Deadite armies! Wait, no, Earth 2093 AD has fallen to the hands of the… No, that already fell to the Droidites! Right? Okay, so now Earth 1993 AD has fallen to the present day, but recently returned from the past, Evil
My Rating “Ashes to Ashes!” From the sky they fell, pulled through time by the power of three Necronomicons. Then Ash and his robot pals crash face-first into the broken pavement of a besieged London street, circa 1993 AD. Home! The man who survived the evil of three centuries finds himself back where he so
My Rating “The Voodoo-Man!” Dracula has returned to the cobblestone streets of Covent Garden, a shopping district of old London, to seek those who had tried to destroy him. The night air is thick with icy smog, but for the undead this is a welcome nuisance. Vampires often use the weather to their advantage when
My Rating “Three The Hard Way” “Three Books?” Ash exclaimed. “No one said anything about three books!” The digital wiseman is no more. Now Ash has no one to guide him through the apocalyptic lands of Earth 2093 AD. The Necronomicon has been restored through a lengthy campaign fighting Droidites and contracting Morklock VD. The
My Rating “Here Comes The Boom!” There’s not one Ash, but two Ash. One’s future Ash, and the other is boring 1993 shit cleaner Ash. What happened to the Wiseman’s sleeping potion? The chainsaw-arm wielding Ash has just woken up in the year 2093 and the world is in major trouble. Can you say “Deadite
My Rating “Army Of Darkness Forever” His name was Ash, and he was a slave. It all started at a cabin in the dark mountain forest upstate. In 1993 all things were good between Ash and his girlfriend Linda, that is until they found the book bound in human flesh, and inked with blood. Then
My Rating “Night Of The Death Stalkers!” Forced to retreat from the English moors, Count Dracula has returned to the snow filled streets of London. His first priority is to feed the never-ending thirst which drives his every thought. In a flash the vampire lord changes into bat form. Within thirty minutes Dracula finds his
