My Rating “Zombie Cruise” The “bottom line” has been the most important consideration in every business since time immemorial. For the guests traveling with Star Cruises, their voyage is just about to be review-bombed into oblivion. None of the passengers understand why the ship’s crew is acting so bizarrely. Stef Turner, director of guest relations, […]
My Rating “Fairy Tale Team-Up: Robyn Hood & Van Helsing” Somebody has been dumping corpses in the back alleyways of Williamsburg, Brooklyn, and the Infernal Court is beginning to take notice. Last night, the vigilante known as Robyn Hood crashed a nightclub called Ambrosia Lounge in search of the murder. But why would a well-known
My Rating “Al Capone, Vampire” Chicago, Illinois, a late night battle has taken place between two warring mob families, or so the police chief has spun it. Detectives Sippel and Ramirez, as well as Officer Nelms know otherwise. Vampires have infested the city, some with a history going back to the prohibition years when Al
My Rating “Creature from the Black Lagoon Lives! – Part 03” Doctor Edwin Thompson agreed to let Kate Marsden accompany his expedition into the deep Amazon in search of the elusive monster. There was only one condition; Kate was not to cause any trouble when they reached the Black Lagoon. This seemed fair enough, but
My Rating “Valentine Bluffs Massacre – Part 02” A theme park?! Was that Hollywood producer out of his mind? No. Well, maybe? Mr. Leggit, host of the famous internet prank series “Ain’t That Leggit!” and the producer of low-budget horror films such as “Mommy’s Little Demon”, has purchased several properties around Valentine Bluffs. Now the
My Rating “Creature from the Black Lagoon Lives! – Part 02” Kate Marsden came to the rainforest of eastern Peru looking for a serial killer who almost drowned her. Now she has awakened inside a strange house after someone attempted to kill her once again. Was it Darwin Collier who forced her head into the
My Rating “Ashes to Ashes!” From the sky they fell, pulled through time by the power of three Necronomicons. Then Ash and his robot pals crash face-first into the broken pavement of a besieged London street, circa 1993 AD. Home! The man who survived the evil of three centuries finds himself back where he so
My Rating “Greendale’s Own Wicked Trinity” With Sabrina Spellman out of the way, Greendale is ripe for the taking! Now a new coven has formed in the high school events room hosted by Ms. Hepburn, but does the tranquil English teacher know just what has been transpiring behind her back? The entire school is about
My Rating “Dead By Dawn – Part 05” They had been here before, one year ago to be precise, standing in front of the old Dandrige house as the mist rose from the blighted ground surrounding the Victorian. Last time Charlie Brewster and the great vampire hunter, Peter Vincent, came to rescue their friend Amy
My Rating “Bog Beast” The monster had crawled from the dark ooze filling the La Brea Tar Pits, searching for knowledge of the surface world above him. His kind had tunneled deep into the earth during the last ice age, but their elders grew weary in the dark places not meant for the living. In
