My Rating “Return Of The Living Dead – Part 01” Peddler’s Point Amusement Park — Summer of 1987 — the last of the visitors have left for the day, but the real work has just begun. A group of interns has just arrived on the island to help Mr. Gargola make repairs to the rides […]
My Rating “Combat Nurse – Hospital Under Siege” Sonya Devereaux is back, and this time the box office sales are amazing…ly bad… According to little Jimmy’s movie review blog, that is. No worries! Sonya has just arrived at a local theater to screen her newest action flick. But can her fans handle the excitement? It’s
My Rating “Evil Ed Rising” Years have passed since the Dandrige slayings rocked the small town of Rancho Corvallis. Now, one of his disciples, “Evil” Ed Thompson, is cursed to walk the Earth alone. With little tutelage on what it means to be a true vampire, he stalks the dark alleyways of the nearby city,
My Rating “Holiday Hacker” This year is going to be the perfect Christmas for Rick and Tina. The snow is fresh, the cabin is warm, and there isn’t a single individual around for miles. As the two love-bugs begin preparing for a romantic night in the woods, the newest episode of America’s most deranged murderers
My Rating “Valentine Bluffs Massacre – Part 04” Explosion! Ruby and Zeke have accidentally triggered a hidden bomb inside the Cage Bar & Grill downtown. But that is not all. Someone has locked all the doors at the Hanniger Mine meeting hall, trapping the Valentine’s Day party goers inside. Wait, who is the creepy old
My Rating “Valentine Bluffs Massacre – Part 03” It’s a wrap! Filming on the newest horror film by Leggit productions is almost at an end, but the killing has just begun. As the actors and filming crew return to the surface world, not one, but two killers are stalking those who chose to remain behind
My Rating “Florida Man Vs. Hogzilla! – Part 02” Tonight is the big wrastlin’ match between two bonafide powerhouses in Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, Cassowary and the Black Dildo! The only question is if Krystal Duba can get to the arena on time. Her man, Gary, is currently in county lockup for federal wildlife violations.
My Rating “Florida Man Vs. Hogzilla! – Part 01” Finances are tight right now for Gary and Krystal Duba. Gary’s tarantula smugglin’ business has just been blown sky-high by sum liberal anti-American, and Krystal is back in county lockup for food stamp and cocaine violations. Well, mostly the cocaine thing. Now Gary has to look
My Rating “Zombie Cruise” The “bottom line” has been the most important consideration in every business since time immemorial. For the guests traveling with Star Cruises, their voyage is just about to be review-bombed into oblivion. None of the passengers understand why the ship’s crew is acting so bizarrely. Stef Turner, director of guest relations,
My Rating “Al Capone, Vampire” Chicago, Illinois, a late night battle has taken place between two warring mob families, or so the police chief has spun it. Detectives Sippel and Ramirez, as well as Officer Nelms know otherwise. Vampires have infested the city, some with a history going back to the prohibition years when Al
