My Rating “The Medieval Dead!” 1300 AD – The Lady Sheila is in a race for her life. Delta, the horse that carries her at top speed through the dense English forest, is spry and full of energy, but the deadites are in close pursuit and the steed grows winded. The harpies’ speed is unmatched […]
My Rating “Here Comes The Boom!” There’s not one Ash, but two Ash. One’s future Ash, and the other is boring 1993 shit cleaner Ash. What happened to the Wiseman’s sleeping potion? The chainsaw-arm wielding Ash has just woken up in the year 2093 and the world is in major trouble. Can you say “Deadite
My Rating “Devil In The Sand – Part 02” The race is on as Red Sonja and her companions flee from a host of cannibalistic bandits now in pursuit. Their only hope of survival is to reach the abandoned keep once ruled over by King Gresh the sullen. As the three riders crest up the
My Rating “Devil In The Sand – Part 01” Red Sonja had learned over many years of treasure hunting that the legends regarding such wealth typically originate from drunken tavern hearsay, mendacious seerers peddling their fortunes on a mark, or flowery narratives seeded by bandits who then lay in wait for ambush. However, when a
My Rating “His Master’s Voice – Part 06” Death has come to Red Sonja, the deceit was fatal. The possessed warrior who brought her into the inner circle thrust his blade deep into her chest. As Sonja lay dying on the stone floor her blood mixes with the black diamond necklace. The voices within begin
My Rating “His Master’s Voice – Part 04” Death has come to the gates of Velanger. Inside the walls Red Sonja and a knight named Urmas help prepare the citizens for the incoming shock. Nothing, however could prepare the panicked denizens for what would happen to them next. Outside, the High Priest Thord Varg orders
My Rating “His Master’s Voice – Part 03” As Red Sonja clashes swords with Thord Varg’s Riders, a large crowd of peasants has slowly begun to surround the melee. The leader of the bloodthirsty Riders, Karal, looks to his left, then his right and stands fast. “Where the hell did they come from?” His stark
My Rating “Hall Of Heroes – Part 04” The uneasy alliance, kind of sort of known as the Justice Ducks, have expanded their search to the deepest part of the Atlantic Ocean. Will they finally find Launchpad’s missing compass or the mythical underwater city of Ducklantis? According to Herb’s Quackerware tracking data X marks the
My Rating “Hall Of Heroes – Part 03” The Thunderquack zips north to south over the blue ocean in search of Launchpad’s missing compass. Darkwing’s main squeeze, Morgana Macawber, has received paranormal visions in her Viewing Orb of the area, but the message reads “unclear”. At this point Darkwing Duck is about to accept help
My Rating “Out Of Retirement!” Bushroot has taken over downtown St. Canard with his deadly weed growth. Who will stop him now that Darkwing Duck is officially retired? Over in the suburbs Drake Mallard is busy mowing his lawn as Morgana fixes the family some refreshments. Spider-juice anyone. We didn’t think so. Can Gosalyn convince
