My Rating “The Cursed Library: Prelude” Madam Satan has escaped hell only to bring a little bit of it with her. Now a full-blown apocalypse has turned the sleepy town of Riverdale into a demon-filled hellscape. As this hell-plains grifter begins her quest for total domination, there is one thing she didn’t plan for – […]
My Rating “The Frumpy Duckling” In the sleepy medieval village of Riverdale, all of the squires chased after the fairest ducklings in the land. Betty and Veronica, to be more precise. Their beauty could enchant men to perform unthinkable acts of courtship and bravado. Some would say the pretty little ducklings took advantage of their
My Rating “Lord Of The Fries” Poor Pop, no business yesterday, and no business today. Where Jughead goes the customers shall follow. But where is the golden stomach off to today? Of course, that soggy excuse for a chef, Segarini the purveyor of pizza pies. How far will Terry Tate go to regain his customer
My Rating “Catnapped!” Girls just want to have fun… at the recently renovated Cabot cottage! It’s time to party hardy as Alexandra and her dork cat Sebastian break out the snacks. What’s up with the old creepy portrait, girl? That old man’s eyes, they be a watchin’ me! It’s cool, just don’t let him ruin
My Rating The Jaguar – One Shot Something is killing the Pampas cats of northern Peru! Now a crack team of Zoologists has arrived on the scene to investigate the jungle surrounding the ancient temple of Ai Apaec. Amongst the young academics is a woman with ancestral ties to the Incan Jaguar God two thousand
My Rating “Rock Cats” T minus 3…2…1… Blastoff! It’s a historical day as Josie and the Pussycats are the first rock band to play a concert in Earth’s orbit. Ground control to Major Melody, we have an issue! There seems to be some pesky Blips waging war on the rocket’s wiring…literally. Will the Pussycats get
My Rating “Darkling” Several college girls have gone missing, but why isn’t anyone looking for them? Strange events have been occurring at Ivy Hollow University ever since that cape wearing Goth loser enrolled. Why did she get placed in the dorm with the legacy students? Oh my God, what a bummer! She’s totally going to
My Rating “The Longest Night” The beast had come from its dark abode to take Ali away from the school. It would be up to Sabrina and her classmates to bring the girl back. The only problem is the lack of bravery. Can Sabrina, Fiona, Maddie, and the rest of the students of the Academy
My Rating “Welcome to Riverdale” Ginger held an old postcard advertising the quaint town of Riverdale in her hands. She must have looked at the photo cover a hundred times since Nancy had sent it to her. Should she go? When is a good time? The questions ran through Ginger’s mind for at least a
My Rating “Love Ever Never” No one ever understood Evelyn Evernever. Even as a child the other kids would shun her except for Archie Andrews. He was the only boy at Riverdale Elementary that would talk to Evelyn and her creepy doll. One day at recess, nasty little Veronica caught Archie and Evelyn holding hands
