My Rating “The Nine Lives Of Salem” The animals are surrounding, their eyes shining red with demonic energies. They begin herding the enemy of their masters. The prisoner is no mere mortal or witch. This was Salem Saberhagen in tow. The warlock polymorphed into a cat as punishment for immoral crimes too many to list.
My Rating “Lord Of The Fries” Poor Pop, no business yesterday, and no business today. Where Jughead goes the customers shall follow. But where is the golden stomach off to today? Of course, that soggy excuse for a chef, Segarini the purveyor of pizza pies. How far will Terry Tate go to regain his customer
My Rating “Welcome to Riverdale” Ginger held an old postcard advertising the quaint town of Riverdale in her hands. She must have looked at the photo cover a hundred times since Nancy had sent it to her. Should she go? When is a good time? The questions ran through Ginger’s mind for at least a
My Rating “Hell On Earth” Note: this story begins in last years The Return of Chilling Tales In Sorcery Baxter High School has fallen, and now thanks to Lola Satan, Lucifer’s demonic forces have invaded the Earth. What’s the next target on Satan’s March of destruction? Let’s just say the Riverdale basketball team schedule has
My Rating “Strange Science” Riverdale’s boy genius, Dilton Doiley, has been missing for several days and it will take his biggest rival to save him. Danni Malloy to the rescue! Is she a better scientist? Not exactly. It was Danni’s time machine design that vaporized Dilton in the first place. Yes, yes, technically Dilton made
My Rating “Jinx – A Cursed Life” The droning screams came from the garage attached to the Holiday home. Even with the door closed the horrendous music could be heard a block away, maybe more. One day a neighbor decided to walk his dog passed the driveway leading to the disturbance only to find two
My Rating “The Cult Of That Wilkin Boy” Seven years. That was the deal. Seven years of happiness for an eternity of damnation. Was it worth the price for fame and fortune? With only three days left, international rock sensation Bingo Wilkin is beginning to ask himself that very question. Can he recognize the turning
My Rating “Die And Dash” Friday night is date night at Pop’s dinner. There’s nothing like chowing down on burgers and milkshakes when you are with your favorite girl. The late night movie awaits those who have finished their meals and paid the check. What happens when a forgetful-Freddy leaves his wallet at home, and
My Rating “Betty: The Final Girl” Betty Cooper sits in the Lodge Family’s mountain top chateau watching a string of 1980’s slasher flicks on a ridiculously oversized home theater system. Normally Veronica would be at her friend’s side bragging about the overpriced tech but she was called away on a nighttime errand. This “girl’s night
My Rating ‘Twas the Night Before the Hunger Jughead slowly gets up off his gaming chair and shuffles off towards the front door. The sounds of multiple doorbell chimes have been replaced by frantic knocking. He wasn’t expecting anyone. Maybe he ordered a pizza and forgot. The online shooter tournament must have distracted his thoughts.
