My Rating “Strange Science” Riverdale’s boy genius, Dilton Doiley, has been missing for several days and it will take his biggest rival to save him. Danni Malloy to the rescue! Is she a better scientist? Not exactly. It was Danni’s time machine design that vaporized Dilton in the first place. Yes, yes, technically Dilton made
My Rating “Jinx – A Cursed Life” The droning screams came from the garage attached to the Holiday home. Even with the door closed the horrendous music could be heard a block away, maybe more. One day a neighbor decided to walk his dog passed the driveway leading to the disturbance only to find two
My Rating “Cursed Library!” Welcome mortals to Li’l Jinx cursed library of ultimate fright and everlasting Halloween. Do you dare to listen to the most scar…Wait, is why is Danni Malloy ruining Jinx’s scare-tastic scare-athon? Not cool, not cool at all… “Rosemary’s Babysitter” Note: This is a condensed version of the story featured in “Betty:
My Rating “The Cult Of That Wilkin Boy” Seven years. That was the deal. Seven years of happiness for an eternity of damnation. Was it worth the price for fame and fortune? With only three days left, international rock sensation Bingo Wilkin is beginning to ask himself that very question. Can he recognize the turning
My Rating “60 Magical Stories” What can one say about an iconic comic book character that hasn’t already been said? Sabrina Spellman has spent decades casting spells across comic books, television screens, cartoons, and a vast sea of merchandise. In 2022, Archie Comics celebrated the teenage witch with Sabrina: 60 Magical Stories, a massive collection
My Rating “Die And Dash” Friday night is date night at Pop’s dinner. There’s nothing like chowing down on burgers and milkshakes when you are with your favorite girl. The late night movie awaits those who have finished their meals and paid the check. What happens when a forgetful-Freddy leaves his wallet at home, and
My Rating “Betty: The Final Girl” Betty Cooper sits in the Lodge Family’s mountain top chateau watching a string of 1980’s slasher flicks on a ridiculously oversized home theater system. Normally Veronica would be at her friend’s side bragging about the overpriced tech but she was called away on a nighttime errand. This “girl’s night
My Rating “Return of the Chilling Adventures In Sorcery” Baxter High has been overrun by hell’s minions. Sabrina Spellman and her friends from Riverdale are now slaves to the demonic teachers and faculty. The only hope of escape lies in the hands of Baxter’s newest principle, Madame Satan. Greendale may never be the same again.
