From the metahuman research facility known as R-Complex, to the rough streets of Gotham, the punk bank known as Scare Tactics exploded on the music scene back in 1997. Made up of four teen with “dark abilities”, the band would turn impromptu superheroes as the war of chaos waged in the background. Known for their supernatural abilities, their manager Arnold Burnsteel needed a high tech way of smuggling these monsters across the continental United States.
Thus was born the Scare Tactics Mobile HQ Van, a.k.a. the “Scaremobile” for those in the know. The van came with an array of high tech gear and sunlight defense systems. In time the original van would be destroyed while escaping from government soldiers working for the corrupt scientists of R-Complex. Fortunately, after assisting Gotham’s number one crime fighter known as Batman, a rich corporate donor equipped the band with a new (more high tech) van. Thanks, Wayne Enterprises!
Pros
- Comes with Microwave Oven for cooking late night meals.
- Access to 500 channels on Satellite TV.
- ISDN Internet Access Via Cellular Network (blazing fast 28.8 kbps).
- Cushioned bench seat / secret vampire coffin.
- Exclusive media library including VHS library with titles such as the “Superman Autopsy” hoax, photographs of J. Edgar Hoover starring in Swan Lake, and bootleg NSA Encryption Keys.
- G.P.S. Global positioning system with a Geographical Database.
- Sweet, sweet Nintindo N64.
Cons
- Easily stolen by serial killers hitchhiking in the southwest.
- History of running out of fuel at the most crucial moments.
- Cramped spacing causing blood feuds between werewolf and vampire.
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