My Rating “Florida Man Vs. Hogzilla! – Part 02” Tonight is the big wrastlin’ match between two bonafide powerhouses in Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, Cassowary and the Black Dildo! The only question is if Krystal Duba can get to the arena on time. Her man, Gary, is currently in county lockup for federal wildlife violations. […]
My Rating “Florida Man Vs. Hogzilla! – Part 01” Finances are tight right now for Gary and Krystal Duba. Gary’s tarantula smugglin’ business has just been blown sky-high by sum liberal anti-American, and Krystal is back in county lockup for food stamp and cocaine violations. Well, mostly the cocaine thing. Now Gary has to look
My Rating “Werewolf By Night” Home is where the heart is… And the lungs and the intestines. Life was on the verge of tranquility for Jack Russell. He had helped defeat a homicidal necromancer named Docktor Nekromantik. Famous monster hunter, Elsa Bloodstone, had become BFFs with his werewolf persona. Now Jack is the sole owner
My Rating “Frozen Faith Part 02 – Daughter’s Gaze” In the far north of Asgar, Conan joins a group of battle-weary Aesirmen as they fight against an encroaching force of Vanir raiders. The young Cimmerian had little interest in the northmen and their blood-feuds, but when the red-haired savages attacked an undefended colony of women
My Rating “Frozen Faith Part 01 – Cold Comfort” Free from the black stone curse, Conan the Barbarian leaves Venarium to seek his fortune in the frozen northlands of Asgard. During his travels, the memories of a harsh childhood begin to resurface. Why had his father been so vague when Conan asked about their god
My Rating “The Age Unconquered Part 04 – Call From The Depths” Across time, the Cimmerian did travel. To what force gave tow, he could not fathom. All that mattered to Conan at that very moment was staring back at him with blazoned eye sockets. The necromancer, born in a time long before the sons
My Rating “Creature from the Black Lagoon Lives! – Part 04” The Narcos are on the hunt for the man who left their brother headless and floating in the black waters of a Peruvian lagoon. Darwin Collier, the American serial killer and ex-marine, had trained the drug traffickers well, but killing one of them –
My Rating “Van Helsing – Hexed” The Hyde monstrosity has taken its toll on Julie Jekyll for many years. Each time that warped personality crawls out of her subconscious, it damages the very cellular structure with each body mutation. Liesel Van Helsing and others have tried to cure Julie through the use of modern science.
My Rating “Safe Once More” With the full spectrum lights disabled all around Madison Square Garden, Reed Richards helps fend off a new mob of vampires breaching the perimeter. Within minutes, the situation becomes dire as Alicia discovers blood pouring freely from Reed’s wounds sustained yesterday during the first wave of attacks in Manhattan. The
My Rating “Blood Hunt – Part 03” Trapped behind the mirror! In a bold move, the ghostly form of Victor Strange shifts places with the animals protecting the Sanctum Santorum, condemning Bats, Aleister, and Anton to the Crypt of Shadows. As team “snake dog” (or was it “dog snake”) begins to sniff around for a
