My Rating “The Medieval Dead!” 1300 AD – The Lady Sheila is in a race for her life. Delta, the horse that carries her at top speed through the dense English forest, is spry and full of energy, but the deadites are in close pursuit and the steed grows winded. The harpies’ speed is unmatched […]
My Rating “This Is The Way The World Ends” The mountains, those glorious peaks that once shone in the brightest of sunlight, have now become man’s last refuge from the pending environmental disasters. For decades the scientists warned humanity about the escalating cost of deforestation, unregulated industrial pollution, and overpopulation. Now Earth’s fragile ecosystem is
My Rating “Here Comes The Boom!” There’s not one Ash, but two Ash. One’s future Ash, and the other is boring 1993 shit cleaner Ash. What happened to the Wiseman’s sleeping potion? The chainsaw-arm wielding Ash has just woken up in the year 2093 and the world is in major trouble. Can you say “Deadite
My Rating “Devil In The Sand – Part 01” Red Sonja had learned over many years of treasure hunting that the legends regarding such wealth typically originate from drunken tavern hearsay, mendacious seerers peddling their fortunes on a mark, or flowery narratives seeded by bandits who then lay in wait for ambush. However, when a
My Rating “How To Trap A Devil!” Sharon and Wayne wander from the movie set around midday to explore some ancient ruins in the nearby jungle canopy. Would the two be missed? Frankly, they didn’t care. All eyes were on Dan Cassidy and his special effects costume today. What a drag to be upstaged by
My Rating “His Master’s Voice – Part 06” Death has come to Red Sonja, the deceit was fatal. The possessed warrior who brought her into the inner circle thrust his blade deep into her chest. As Sonja lay dying on the stone floor her blood mixes with the black diamond necklace. The voices within begin
My Rating “Way Out West!” Yee Haw! Venus was supposed to be showing off her curves at a Atlantic City beauty pageant but someone altered Mr. Hammond’s Telegram. Welcome to Cactus City little cowgirl! Who could have changed the goddess of love’s vacation destination? Della…! No matter, it’s time for Venus to check out the
My Rating “Venus Comes To Earth (Venus – Part 01)” Venus stood in the middle of a roadway marked Lexington Avenue as noisy machines raced around her heading in opposite directions. Some of them even blared what sounded like war horns in warning not to obstruct their path. Dazed and confused, the goddess looked around
My Rating “Thrice Marked For Death! – Part 01 The Heist” Following the defeat of the lost tribe conjured by Thulsa Doom’s cult, and the fall of the Obsidian Fortress, Conan roamed the east looking for a new purpose. In the port city of Argo fate would turn against him as the local magistrate
My Rating “Unforeseeable Future” The Fantastic Four have returned to New York city in preparation for the Baxter Building rematerialization. It has been a full year since Reed Richards built the device that sent their home and the surrounding landscape into the future. It was an act of desperation of course, but necessary in order
