My Rating “Kardak The Mystic” Just last week, John Cardy was another dime-a-dozen magician performing for a matinée crowd in the two-bit town of Riverdale. Now Cardy is booking large arenas in New York City with a new persona, a beautiful assistant named Lorna, and the demonic powers of an ancient warlock at his command. […]
My Rating “Greendale’s Own Wicked Trinity” With Sabrina Spellman out of the way, Greendale is ripe for the taking! Now a new coven has formed in the high school events room hosted by Ms. Hepburn, but does the tranquil English teacher know just what has been transpiring behind her back? The entire school is about
My Rating “Lord Of The Fries” Poor Pop, no business yesterday, and no business today. Where Jughead goes the customers shall follow. But where is the golden stomach off to today? Of course, that soggy excuse for a chef, Segarini the purveyor of pizza pies. How far will Terry Tate go to regain his customer
My Rating The Jaguar – One Shot Something is killing the Pampas cats of northern Peru! Now a crack team of Zoologists has arrived on the scene to investigate the jungle surrounding the ancient temple of Ai Apaec. Amongst the young academics is a woman with ancestral ties to the Incan Jaguar God two thousand
My Rating “Darkling” Several college girls have gone missing, but why isn’t anyone looking for them? Strange events have been occurring at Ivy Hollow University ever since that cape wearing Goth loser enrolled. Why did she get placed in the dorm with the legacy students? Oh my God, what a bummer! She’s totally going to
My Rating “Welcome to Riverdale” Ginger held an old postcard advertising the quaint town of Riverdale in her hands. She must have looked at the photo cover a hundred times since Nancy had sent it to her. Should she go? When is a good time? The questions ran through Ginger’s mind for at least a
My Rating “Hell On Earth” Note: this story begins in last years The Return of Chilling Tales In Sorcery Baxter High School has fallen, and now thanks to Lola Satan, Lucifer’s demonic forces have invaded the Earth. What’s the next target on Satan’s March of destruction? Let’s just say the Riverdale basketball team schedule has
My Rating “Strange Science” Riverdale’s boy genius, Dilton Doiley, has been missing for several days and it will take his biggest rival to save him. Danni Malloy to the rescue! Is she a better scientist? Not exactly. It was Danni’s time machine design that vaporized Dilton in the first place. Yes, yes, technically Dilton made
My Rating “Jinx – A Cursed Life” The droning screams came from the garage attached to the Holiday home. Even with the door closed the horrendous music could be heard a block away, maybe more. One day a neighbor decided to walk his dog passed the driveway leading to the disturbance only to find two
My Rating Betty Cooper sits in the Lodge Family’s mountain top chateau watching a string of 1980’s slasher flicks on a ridiculously oversized home theater system. Normally Veronica would be at her friend’s side bragging about the overpriced tech but she was called away on a nighttime errand. This “girl’s night out” has just turned
