My Rating “The Runaway” Little Jeb Murphy has gone missing! But why? Was it his parents and their overparenting? Jughead thinks it’s food related. Yeah, right. Archie thinks it’s over a girl. Come on, he’s not old enough to have two girls fighting over him. Wait! What is it, Hot Dog?! “Night Fright!” It can […]
My Rating “Love Ever Never” No one ever understood Evelyn Evernever. Even as a child the other kids would shun her except for Archie Andrews. He was the only boy at Riverdale Elementary that would talk to Evelyn and her creepy doll. One day at recess, nasty little Veronica caught Archie and Evelyn holding hands
My Rating “Betty: The Final Girl” Betty Cooper sits in the Lodge Family’s mountain top chateau watching a string of 1980’s slasher flicks on a ridiculously oversized home theater system. Normally Veronica would be at her friend’s side bragging about the overpriced tech but she was called away on a nighttime errand. This “girl’s night
