My Rating “Haunted House Hustle!” In Riverdale, you don’t trick-or-treat a house; the house trick-or-treats you! Archie and Jughead thought they had seen every Halloween prank ever devised. Even the lame ones perpetrated by Reggie Mantle can get rather elaborate. However, a walking house seems to be in a league of its own. Say hello
My Rating “Midnight Madness!” Someone is moving into the old Potter house next door to Archie Andrews. But why are they doing it at night? And what’s up with the coffin-sized crate being hoisted into the basement? Wait a minute… Betty can’t be right on this one. A vampire?! What the Fright Night is going
My Rating “Party Hardly!” It’s Halloween night and this year Hiram Lodge is letting his baby girl host her first party at the mansion. Wait! Whaaat?! As Sabrina Spellman and Jughead Jones race to the Lodge estate to confront the atrocities, someone is spiking the punch. Is that really as severe as Archie’s choice in
My Rating “Alpha” Captured! Lucifer’s concubine escaped to the town of Riverdale but hell soon followed. As Madam Satan hides herself among the students of Riverdale High, Earth is invaded by demonic hordes of flesh-eating monsters. Armageddon has arrived! While the Mourning Star builds his castle in the smoldering ruins of the old high school,
My Rating “Power of Three” Oh, no! Aunt Hilda and Zelda have been kidnapped by the sinister teen Witches calling themselves the “Wicked Trinity”. Can Salem or Enchantra help Sabrina battle the fearsome trio? Nope. Wait, how did Sabrina get to the Midtown Amphitheater? Maybe Alexandra Cabot and her grumpy cat will help fight those
My Rating “Strange Science” Riverdale’s boy genius, Dilton Doiley, has been missing for several days and it will take his biggest rival to save him. Danni Malloy to the rescue! Is she a better scientist? Not exactly. It was Danni’s time machine design that vaporized Dilton in the first place. Yes, yes, technically Dilton made
My Rating ‘Twas the Night Before the Hunger Jughead slowly gets up off his gaming chair and shuffles off towards the front door. The sounds of multiple doorbell chimes have been replaced by frantic knocking. He wasn’t expecting anyone. Maybe he ordered a pizza and forgot. The online shooter tournament must have distracted his thoughts.
