My Rating “And In The End..!?” The monster of Victor Von Frankenstein has found himself under the knife once again! This time, the very last in the family bloodline stares down into his half-conscious eyes. Vincent and his giant Russian named Ivan have captured the creature to continue the Frankenstein experiments. Unknown to Ivan, however,
My Rating “Save The Last Dance” Thurgood Trapley, a millionaire philanthropist, and all around nasty old man, has just hit the jackpot. Or, shall we say, his money paid to hire the scientists who hit the jackpot for him. In either case, one retired Broadway dancer, a man of science, does not make. For old
My Rating “Army Of Darkness GOREver” Into the void, Ash and the Devourer are pulled with the remains of the droidites. Then every possible reality passes before his eyes. A kiss from his sugar, Shelia. The old cabin in the Tennessee woods. A swarm of mini-Ash demons swarming coworkers at S-Mart. Every one of the
My Rating “…The Necronomicon Ex-Mortis!” The Darkness has aligned in all three timelines, but for some – like the evil wiseman, time has no bounds. With all of the Evil Ash variants destroyed, the only thing stopping the real Ash from closing the portal to hell is the Kandarian demon baby. Can goody little two-shoes
My Rating “Armies Of Darkness” The darkness has gathered in the past. Which past? Well, that is relative. To be specific, 1300 AD. Ash has returned to his lover Shelia, but his motley band of broken robots and a demon baby may not be enough to stop the convergence of three evils. Three evils? Yes.
My Rating “Falling Down” Earth 1300 AD has fallen at the hands of the Deadite armies! Wait, no, Earth 2093 AD has fallen to the hands of the… No, that already fell to the Droidites! Right? Okay, so now Earth 1993 AD has fallen to the present day, but recently returned from the past, Evil
My Rating “Ashes to Ashes!” From the sky they fell, pulled through time by the power of three Necronomicons. Then Ash and his robot pals crash face-first into the broken pavement of a besieged London street, circa 1993 AD. Home! The man who survived the evil of three centuries finds himself back where he so
My Rating “The Demon Is Dying” In a frozen valley of Skaaland, a tyrant sits on a throne of blood. This monster has dominated the country and its people for decades, but his tyranny is about to end. The church bishop has devised a plan to starve the demon named Kandelrue by stopping his never-ending
My Rating “The Return Of The Living Mummy” N’kantu stood in the dark chamber with the remnants of his enslaver’s culture on display as if it no longer existed. What year was this? Didn’t he help his people revolt and kill the Egyptians who abused his Swarili brothers? Blind rage filedl the now living mummy,
My Rating “The Moorlands Monster!” Through space and time Count Dracula and his consort Lenore are pulled. Then in mere seconds the two emerge from a demonic portal formed by the network of black mirrors. The vampire lord breathes a sigh of relief as he reflects back to the demon dimension which almost imprisoned him.
