My Rating Blind Child’s Bluff! Young Cathy stands in front of her mangy old yellow Labrador retriever ready to protect him from the two police officers who came to put the dog down. Cathy’s nanny argues with the young blind girl but it doesn’t matter. The dog is accused of murdering Cathy’s step-mother and her
My Rating “Trapped On A Pedestal” The new X-Terminators successfully battled their way out of the vampire arena of death only to be abducted a second time by a cosmic snatch-n-grab. Dazzler soon finds out her d-bag ex-boyfriend has been working with the ancient hoarder known as the Collector. Bummer… Girl-tron powers activate! Dazzler, X-23,
My Rating “Mission 001: Earth Idol” Nighttime, somewhere in the southern Pacific ocean, the cargo ship S.S. Chaney has been overrun with zombie-like creatures. On the bridge the captain and his first mate attempt to radio out one last S.O.S. before the cabin is overrun. The captain shouts to his second in command to check
My Rating “This Book Is Looking Respectfully 0.0” Fast forward in time, we find our heroines standing in front of the Quiet Council of Krakoa. Dazzler, Boom-Boom, Jubilee, and X-23 have spent the better part of their day recounting the events of the vampire brawl fest. Professor X is patient but the women’s story is
My Rating “This Book Is Gleefully Stupid” Kidnapped by Dazzler’s douchebag ex-boyfriend—slash vampire pretty-boy—Boom-Boom, Jubilee, and Dazzler have already fought their way through what can best be described as a vampire-themed American Gladiators. After surviving monster trucks, explosions, and enough flying auto parts to stock a junkyard, the ladies finally crawl from the wreckage and
My Rating “Killdozer!” A billion years before man crawled out of the primordial sea a race of humanoids went to battle with machines built by their own hands. What was once tools made to serve became possessed by a sentient cloud form of intelligent electrons. A global war broke out and claimed the lives of
My Rating “Eye of the Beholder” The passing hours feel like decades to Jack Russell as he stands motionless in the garden of Miles Blackgar. It is not by choice, for when one is turned to stone, being a statue leaves very few options. Yet somehow, Jack can still form thoughts. How is that possible?
My Rating “Dual Purpose!” High noon, somewhere south of Mexico City, the Millennium Giant named Cabraca is on the move. Both Red and Blue Superman are recovering from a strange teleporting event set forth by Sekhmet. The two metas have exhausted all of their energy. Lois Lane tries desperately to help them but they are
My Rating “Dark Waters” Kenn Kawa is slowly sinking into the dark abyss of the Pacific Ocean. Heavy chains have been wrapped around his body, binding him to a massive concrete block destined for the ocean floor. Whoever put Kenn down here certainly doesn’t expect him to return to the surface. They obviously don’t know
