My Rating “Lord Of The Fries” Poor Pop, no business yesterday, and no business today. Where Jughead goes the customers shall follow. But where is the golden stomach off to today? Of course, that soggy excuse for a chef, Segarini the purveyor of pizza pies. How far will Terry Tate go to regain his customer
My Rating “Darkling” Several college girls have gone missing, but why isn’t anyone looking for them? Strange events have been occurring at Ivy Hollow University ever since that cape wearing Goth loser enrolled. Why did she get placed in the dorm with the legacy students? Oh my God, what a bummer! She’s totally going to
My Rating “The Longest Night” The beast had come from its dark abode to take Ali away from the school. It would be up to Sabrina and her classmates to bring the girl back. The only problem is the lack of bravery. Can Sabrina, Fiona, Maddie, and the rest of the students of the Academy
My Rating “Welcome to Riverdale” Ginger held an old postcard advertising the quaint town of Riverdale in her hands. She must have looked at the photo cover a hundred times since Nancy had sent it to her. Should she go? When is a good time? The questions ran through Ginger’s mind for at least a
My Rating “Love Ever Never” No one ever understood Evelyn Evernever. Even as a child the other kids would shun her except for Archie Andrews. He was the only boy at Riverdale Elementary that would talk to Evelyn and her creepy doll. One day at recess, nasty little Veronica caught Archie and Evelyn holding hands
My Rating “Monster Mash-Up” Groovy! Old man Lodge is opening up Eyegor Manor for this year’s Halloween Spectacular. Can Archie and the gang get the old death trap decorated in time for the big ball? Not if Trick and Treat have anything to say about it. Look out Archie and Jughead, Treat has been boning-up
My Rating “Hell On Earth” Note: this story begins in last years The Return of Chilling Tales In Sorcery Baxter High School has fallen, and now thanks to Lola Satan, Lucifer’s demonic forces have invaded the Earth. What’s the next target on Satan’s March of destruction? Let’s just say the Riverdale basketball team schedule has
My Rating “Power of Three” Oh, no! Aunt Hilda and Zelda have been kidnapped by the sinister teen Witches calling themselves the “Wicked Trinity”. Can Salem or Enchantra help Sabrina battle the fearsome trio? Nope. Wait, how did Sabrina get to the Midtown Amphitheater? Maybe Alexandra Cabot and her grumpy cat will help fight those
My Rating “Strange Science” Riverdale’s boy genius, Dilton Doiley, has been missing for several days and it will take his biggest rival to save him. Danni Malloy to the rescue! Is she a better scientist? Not exactly. It was Danni’s time machine design that vaporized Dilton in the first place. Yes, yes, technically Dilton made
My Rating “The Cult Of That Wilkin Boy” Seven years. That was the deal. Seven years of happiness for an eternity of damnation. Was it worth the price for fame and fortune? With only three days left, international rock sensation Bingo Wilkin is beginning to ask himself that very question. Can he recognize the turning
