My Rating “Love Ever Never” No one ever understood Evelyn Evernever. Even as a child the other kids would shun her except for Archie Andrews. He was the only boy at Riverdale Elementary that would talk to Evelyn and her creepy doll. One day at recess, nasty little Veronica caught Archie and Evelyn holding hands […]
My Rating “Monster Mash-Up” Groovy! Old man Lodge is opening up Eyegor Manor for this year’s Halloween Spectacular. Can Archie and the gang get the old death trap decorated in time for the big ball? Not if Trick and Treat have anything to say about it. Look out Archie and Jughead, Treat has been boning-up
My Rating “Hell On Earth” Note: this story begins in last years The Return of Chilling Tales In Sorcery Baxter High School has fallen, and now thanks to Lola Satan, Lucifer’s demonic forces have invaded the Earth. What’s the next target on Satan’s March of destruction? Let’s just say the Riverdale basketball team schedule has
My Rating “Power of Three” Oh, no! Aunt Hilda and Zelda have been kidnapped by the sinister teen Witches calling themselves the “Wicked Trinity”. Can Salem or Enchantra help Sabrina battle the fearsome trio? Nope. Wait, how did Sabrina get to the Midtown Amphitheater? Maybe Alexandra Cabot and her grumpy cat will help fight those
My Rating “Strange Science” Riverdale’s boy genius, Dilton Doiley, has been missing for several days and it will take his biggest rival to save him. Danni Malloy to the rescue! Is she a better scientist? Not exactly. It was Danni’s time machine design that vaporized Dilton in the first place. Yes, yes, technically Dilton made
My Rating “Jinx – A Cursed Life” The droning screams came from the garage attached to the Holiday home. Even with the door closed the horrendous music could be heard a block away, maybe more. One day a neighbor decided to walk his dog passed the driveway leading to the disturbance only to find two
My Rating “The Cult Of That Wilkin Boy” Seven years. That was the deal. Seven years of happiness for an eternity of damnation. Was it worth the price for fame and fortune? With only three days left, international rock sensation Bingo Wilkin is beginning to ask himself that very question. Can he recognize the turning
My Rating Betty Cooper sits in the Lodge Family’s mountain top chateau watching a string of 1980’s slasher flicks on a ridiculously oversized home theater system. Normally Veronica would be at her friend’s side bragging about the overpriced tech but she was called away on a nighttime errand. This “girl’s night out” has just turned
My Rating ‘Twas the Night Before the Hunger Jughead slowly gets up off his gaming chair and shuffles off towards the front door. The sounds of multiple doorbell chimes have been replaced by frantic knocking. He wasn’t expecting anyone. Maybe he ordered a pizza and forgot. The online shooter tournament must have distracted his thoughts.
My Rating “Bob Phantom” New York City, where the fake news never sleeps, being a reporter in this town used to mean something. Your reputation was built on fair honest reporting. Now any slub with a cell phone can be lucky enough to break a story. The facts need not apply. It’s midmorning and Walt
