My Rating “He Fears The Cross!” April 30th – 1941, the night finds Professor Cuza hunched over his makeshift desk. The arcane books the Nazis had given him to decipher reveal more secrets than he first expected. Original Arabic was still the Professor deficiency but Major Kaempffer was blind to that fact, for now. As
My Rating “The Final Beat Down!” Lord Dracula has just agreed to Dazzler’s boon! Her d-bag ex-boyfriend, the vampire Alex, has officially landed himself on two very dangerous shit lists. Unfortunately, that creates a small problem for Dazzler and the other X-Terminators. How are they supposed to make Alex suffer when Dracula has already marked
My Rating Mission #02: Ghost Train (Part 01) Underneath the streets of New York city, Dum Dum Dugan and his monsters are on the trail of a missing subway train. The Mighty Orrgo fills the com-lines with much unwanted banter but his commands are not received by the others. Has the team lost all contact
My Rating Blind Child’s Bluff! Young Cathy stands in front of her mangy old yellow Labrador retriever ready to protect him from the two police officers who came to put the dog down. Cathy’s nanny argues with the young blind girl but it doesn’t matter. The dog is accused of murdering Cathy’s step-mother and her
My Rating “Trapped On A Pedestal” The new X-Terminators successfully battled their way out of the vampire arena of death only to be abducted a second time by a cosmic snatch-n-grab. Dazzler soon finds out her d-bag ex-boyfriend has been working with the ancient hoarder known as the Collector. Bummer… Girl-tron powers activate! Dazzler, X-23,
My Rating “Blood Red Tear” Margot Hammer stepped through the doorway and into the quaint little shop marked Madame Xanadu — Advisor. The jingling of silver bells attached to the inside frame went unnoticed as the roar of the downpour outside masked their announcement. There was a new customer looking for answers, but somehow Madame
My Rating “Vampire Nation” High above the city of Stravmor, on the western border of Vampyrsk, a military Blackhawk helicopter swoops in on a newly constructed hotel resort. Somewhere inside the building sleeps a prominent member of the vampire council. A team of mercenaries jump to the deck as the black helicopter touches down near
My Rating “The Fear Within!” Days have passed since the vampire Dracula was awakened from his grave. The monster’s only living descendant, Frank Drake, was given the family castle in his father’s last will and testament. When he arrived in Transylvania a month later to assess the property, Frank’s friend and business partner, Clifton Graves,
My Rating “This Book Is Gleefully Stupid” Kidnapped by Dazzler’s douchebag ex-boyfriend—slash vampire pretty-boy—Boom-Boom, Jubilee, and Dazzler have already fought their way through what can best be described as a vampire-themed American Gladiators. After surviving monster trucks, explosions, and enough flying auto parts to stock a junkyard, the ladies finally crawl from the wreckage and
My Rating “And Unto Dracula Was Born A Son” Several quail erupt from a dense shrub as a bloodcurdling scream shakes them from their slumber. This remote section of the Transylvanian forest is historically quiet, but tonight, talk of witchcraft fills the air. A local woman stands accused of signing a compact with the Devil,
