My Rating “Party Hardly!” It’s Halloween night and this year Hiram Lodge is letting his baby girl host her first party at the mansion. Wait! Whaaat?! As Sabrina Spellman and Jughead Jones race to the Lodge estate to confront the atrocities, someone is spiking the punch. Is that really as severe as Archie’s choice in […]
My Rating “Alpha” Captured! Lucifer’s concubine escaped to the town of Riverdale but hell soon followed. As Madam Satan hides herself among the students of Riverdale High, Earth is invaded by demonic hordes of flesh-eating monsters. Armageddon has arrived! While the Mourning Star builds his castle in the smoldering ruins of the old high school,
My Rating “The Brain Of A Killer” The boy had watched as the madmen took his father’s hands and stitched them to their monstrosity. Then in that dark castle tower he had faced the living thing that it had become. But the mind. There was no accounting of the mind from the boy’s perspective. Days
My Rating “The Hands Of A Father” The boy’s father had passed away in the night, leaving his son nothing but an unmended toy as his last memory. The very next evening, the lad would make his way towards the cemetery to pine over his dead father’s gravestone. It would be there, under the old
My Rating “Werewolf By Night – Part 02” The Darkholder cult has been made whole again thanks to their new patrons and, um… leader, the Hood. While the remanence of the Blood Hunt invasion sets up shop in Dracula’s old castle, across the pond, Elsa Bloodstone pledges to help Jack Russell recover from his Darkforce
My Rating “Armies Of Darkness” The darkness has gathered in the past. Which past? Well, that is relative. To be specific, 1300 AD. Ash has returned to his lover Shelia, but his motley band of broken robots and a demon baby may not be enough to stop the convergence of three evils. Three evils? Yes.
My Rating “Valentine Bluffs Massacre – Part 03” It’s a wrap! Filming on the newest horror film by Leggit productions is almost at an end, but the killing has just begun. As the actors and filming crew return to the surface world, not one, but two killers are stalking those who chose to remain behind
My Rating “Falling Down” Earth 1300 AD has fallen at the hands of the Deadite armies! Wait, no, Earth 2093 AD has fallen to the hands of the… No, that already fell to the Droidites! Right? Okay, so now Earth 1993 AD has fallen to the present day, but recently returned from the past, Evil
My Rating “Florida Man Vs. Hogzilla! – Part 02” Tonight is the big wrastlin’ match between two bonafide powerhouses in Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, Cassowary and the Black Dildo! The only question is if Krystal Duba can get to the arena on time. Her man, Gary, is currently in county lockup for federal wildlife violations.
My Rating “Florida Man Vs. Hogzilla! – Part 01” Finances are tight right now for Gary and Krystal Duba. Gary’s tarantula smugglin’ business has just been blown sky-high by sum liberal anti-American, and Krystal is back in county lockup for food stamp and cocaine violations. Well, mostly the cocaine thing. Now Gary has to look
