My Rating “Terror Beneath The Earth!” A new terror stalks the back alleyways of Los Angeles, California. With the first night of the full moon, dozens of reports begin flooding the police tip lines. With no arrests, two LAPD detectives are now actively investigating the reports of a real-life werewolf roaming in the Century City […]
My Rating “Falling Down” Earth 1300 AD has fallen at the hands of the Deadite armies! Wait, no, Earth 2093 AD has fallen to the hands of the… No, that already fell to the Droidites! Right? Okay, so now Earth 1993 AD has fallen to the present day, but recently returned from the past, Evil
My Rating “Pyramid Of Peril!” Cast back to Earth by the Elemental gods of old Atlantis, N’kantu the Living Mummy has been enslaved by their powers. Now, the ancient Swarilis Chieftain is forced to retrieve an artifact known in Atlantean times as the Ruby Scarab. What the Elementals and N’kantu do not know is that
My Rating “Florida Man Vs. Hogzilla! – Part 02” Tonight is the big wrastlin’ match between two bonafide powerhouses in Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, Cassowary and the Black Dildo! The only question is if Krystal Duba can get to the arena on time. Her man, Gary, is currently in county lockup for federal wildlife violations.
My Rating “My Name Is… Dracula –” Tricked! Madam Marguerita and her vampire cult have deceived the Frankenstein Monster in order to free their master, Count Dracula. Now the Monster must fight to send the undead bloodsucker back into his eternal grave! As Dracula tries to flee the cavernous tomb in which he was placed,
My Rating “Florida Man Vs. Hogzilla! – Part 01” Finances are tight right now for Gary and Krystal Duba. Gary’s tarantula smugglin’ business has just been blown sky-high by sum liberal anti-American, and Krystal is back in county lockup for food stamp and cocaine violations. Well, mostly the cocaine thing. Now Gary has to look
My Rating “Night Of The Screaming House!” Dracula has kidnapped the daughter of vampire hunter, Quincy Harker. Now Frank Drake and his team of motley slayers must infiltrate the vampire’s newest sanctuary, known only as Whispering Hell. While they race through the fog-covered suburbs of eastern London, Dracula makes a unanimous phone call to his
My Rating “Werewolf By Night” Home is where the heart is… And the lungs and the intestines. Life was on the verge of tranquility for Jack Russell. He had helped defeat a homicidal necromancer named Docktor Nekromantik. Famous monster hunter, Elsa Bloodstone, had become BFFs with his werewolf persona. Now Jack is the sole owner
My Rating “Gun-Trek To Panther Valley” B’Tonga and his raiders had eluded Sheena for weeks now, using old game trails to navigate the Congo. But, as the season grew hotter, and the animals grew restless, the homicidal Chieftain began to make more daring raids on the settlements and those Sheena called her friends. Now the
My Rating “Van Helsing – Hexed” The Hyde monstrosity has taken its toll on Julie Jekyll for many years. Each time that warped personality crawls out of her subconscious, it damages the very cellular structure with each body mutation. Liesel Van Helsing and others have tried to cure Julie through the use of modern science.
