My Rating “Valentine Bluffs Massacre – Part 03” It’s a wrap! Filming on the newest horror film by Leggit productions is almost at an end, but the killing has just begun. As the actors and filming crew return to the surface world, not one, but two killers are stalking those who chose to remain behind
My Rating “Terror Beneath The Earth!” A new terror stalks the back alleyways of Los Angeles, California. With the first night of the full moon, dozens of reports begin flooding the police tip lines. With no arrests, two LAPD detectives are now actively investigating the reports of a real-life werewolf roaming in the Century City
My Rating “Falling Down” Earth 1300 AD has fallen at the hands of the Deadite armies! Wait, no, Earth 2093 AD has fallen to the hands of the… No, that already fell to the Droidites! Right? Okay, so now Earth 1993 AD has fallen to the present day, but recently returned from the past, Evil
My Rating “Pyramid Of Peril!” Cast back to Earth by the ancient Elementals, N’Kantu the Living Mummy finds himself enslaved once again. After spending his mortal life fighting to free the Swarili people from bondage, the ancient chieftain must now bend to the will of four godlike beings who claim to predate Atlantis itself. Their
My Rating “Florida Man Vs. Hogzilla! – Part 02” Tonight is the big wrastlin’ match between two bonafide powerhouses in Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, Cassowary and the Black Dildo! The only question is if Krystal Duba can get to the arena on time. Her man, Gary, is currently in county lockup for federal wildlife violations.
My Rating “My Name Is… Dracula –” Tricked! Madam Marguerita and her vampire cult have deceived the Frankenstein Monster and used him to free their master, Count Dracula. Now the Monster must correct his terrible mistake and send the undead bloodsucker back to his eternal grave! Dracula attempts to escape the cavernous tomb that held
My Rating “Florida Man Vs. Hogzilla! – Part 01” Finances are tight right now for Gary and Krystal Duba. Gary’s tarantula smugglin’ business has just been blown sky-high by sum liberal anti-American, and Krystal is back in county lockup for food stamp and cocaine violations. Well, mostly the cocaine thing. Now Gary has to look
My Rating “Night of the Screaming House!” Dracula has kidnapped Edith Harker, daughter of veteran vampire hunter Quincy Harker. Now Frank Drake and his motley crew of slayers must infiltrate the Count’s newest sanctuary—a mysterious estate known only as Whispering Hell. As the vampire hunters race through the fog-covered outskirts of London, Dracula puts the
My Rating “Werewolf By Night” Home is where the heart is… And the lungs and the intestines. Life was on the verge of tranquility for Jack Russell. He had helped defeat a homicidal necromancer named Docktor Nekromantik. Famous monster hunter, Elsa Bloodstone, had become BFFs with his werewolf persona. Now Jack is the sole owner
My Rating “Gun-Trek To Panther Valley” B’Tonga and his raiders had eluded Sheena for weeks now, using old game trails to navigate the Congo. But, as the season grew hotter, and the animals grew restless, the homicidal Chieftain began to make more daring raids on the settlements and those Sheena called her friends. Now the
