My Rating “Creature from the Black Lagoon Lives!” Reporter Kate Marsden has come to the Amazon rainforest looking for the man who almost killed her. Darwin Collier, a murder of women, has escaped from the law on many occasions. This time, however, he’s not the only killer stalking the small river-front town inside Peru. Kat […]
My Rating “Raise Hell” Sheila jumps from a tower window with the Necronomicon clenched tightly in her arms. Far below in the courtyard of Kandar Castle, a large pile of hay awaits to break her fall. It’s a good thing, as the entire kingdom has been possessed by Evil Ash and the Army of Darkness.
My Rating “Welcome Back.” S-Mart – 1993 AD, Ted didn’t make it to work today. But what happened? Let’s just say he had a terminal case of the minis. Linda knows something is wrong as Ash won’t play house in the empty store. Why is he such a computer nerd all of a sudden? Elsewhere,
My Rating “My Bloody Valentine” The past has a way of repeating itself. For the small mining town of Valentine Bluffs, a killer is on loose once again. As aspiring horror actress Rhona will find out, revenge spans the generations. But who is behind the pickaxe this time? Can the survivors of the 1981 Valentine’s
My Rating “The Fog” Forty years have passed since the murders took place in the sleepy little town of Antonio Bay. Now the daughter of Nick Castle and Elizabeth Solley, two survivors of the 1980 event, has arrived with a team of paranormal investigators. Their goal is to uncover the truth behind the urban legend.
My Rating “Dead By Dawn – Part 04” The chase is on! With movie night ruined by Ed “X” and his vampire biker gang, Charlie Brewster and friends retreat back to Peter Vincent’s apartment. There Peter’s publicist Danny reveals a major secret. Just how deep does the rabbit hole go? Werewolves are from bars, Vampires
My Rating “Dark Deep Down” 1300 AD – Sheila and Lord Arthur’s Wiseman race through the haunted forest in search of a Deadite altar. It was there that the Chosen One’s main squeeze had witnessed the resurrection of the dark champion Evil Ash. As the two heroes arrive on the scene of the described horror,
My Rating “The Medieval Dead!” 1300 AD – The Lady Sheila is in a race for her life. Delta, the horse that carries her at top speed through the dense English forest, is spry and full of energy, but the deadites are in close pursuit and the steed grows winded. The harpies’ speed is unmatched
My Rating “Here Comes The Boom!” There’s not one Ash, but two Ash. One’s future Ash, and the other is boring 1993 shit cleaner Ash. What happened to the Wiseman’s sleeping potion? The chainsaw-arm wielding Ash has just woken up in the year 2093 and the world is in major trouble. Can you say “Deadite
My Rating “Army Of Darkness Forever” His name was Ash, and he was a slave. It all started at a cabin in the dark mountain forest upstate. In 1993 all things were good between Ash and his girlfriend Linda, that is until they found the book bound in human flesh, and inked with blood. Then
