My Rating “Dark Deep Down” 1300 AD – Sheila and Lord Arthur’s Wiseman race through the haunted forest in search of a Deadite altar. It was there that the Chosen One’s main squeeze had witnessed the resurrection of the dark champion Evil Ash. As the two heroes arrive on the scene of the described horror,
My Rating “The Medieval Dead!” 1300 AD – The Lady Sheila is in a race for her life. Delta, the horse that carries her at top speed through the dense English forest, is spry and full of energy, but the deadites are in close pursuit and the steed grows winded. The harpies’ speed is unmatched
My Rating “Here Comes The Boom!” There’s not one Ash, but two Ash. One’s future Ash, and the other is boring 1993 shit cleaner Ash. What happened to the Wiseman’s sleeping potion? The chainsaw-arm wielding Ash has just woken up in the year 2093 and the world is in major trouble. Can you say “Deadite
My Rating “Army Of Darkness Forever” His name was Ash, and he was a slave. It all started at a cabin in the dark mountain forest upstate. In 1993 all things were good between Ash and his girlfriend Linda, that is until they found the book bound in human flesh, and inked with blood. Then
My Rating “Dead By Dawn – Part 03” The 55th anniversary showing of Bela Lugosi’s Dracula is about to begin. As the fearless “Vampire Hunter” takes the stage, the roar of motorcycle engines erupts from the theater lobby. Heads turn in shock as several members of an outlaw biker gang crash through the doors and
My Rating “Dead By Dawn – Part 02” Life has returned to normal for Charlie Brewster, but for one out of work television host, fighting off a serial killer has rejuvenated Peter Vincent’s career. The famous “vampire hunter” is back in a big, big way. Locally, anyways. With the release of his new book “Fright
My Rating “Dead By Dawn” Rancho Corvallis High School, Iowa – 1986, Charlie Brewster bends down to pick-up his lunch tray from the floor. Two of the football players in his class look on in mocking glee. Schaefer was always an asshole, but ever since the Dandrige murders were covered on the local news, Charlie had
My Rating “Welcome Back To Fright Night…” Rancho Corvallis – Iowa, 1986, a full moon has filled the dark with a pale white light. It was a peaceful Midwestern summer until a recent string of murders brought an uneasy tension to the city. 8pm – A forty year old man runs at full speed towards
My Rating “He Must Never Leave The Keep” The final battle is now! Magda’s new love has recovered from his wounds suffered at the hands of the Nazi gunfire. The mysterious case Glenn has carried into Romania contains an ancient sword cast not on this world. The regenerative powers produced by the blade gives the
My Rating “The Devil Wears A Swastika” The Keep, May 2, 1941. The killer has returned. Deep within the subbasement of the ancient Romanian fortress, Privates Lichtman and Schmidt have been found decapitated. Major Kaempffer immediately turns his suspicions toward Professor Cuza, even though the elderly scholar hasn’t left his room. Something is stalking the
