My Rating “…Necronomicon Ex-Mortis.” War has come to three timelines! While future Ash fights evil Droidites in the year 2093, Lady Shelia and her new ally Duke Henry the Red make a last-ditch effort to destroy the Necronomicon in the year 1300 AD. Meanwhile in the streets of 1993 Detroit, Michigan a U.S. Army General
My Rating “Raise Hell” Sheila jumps from a tower window with the Necronomicon clenched tightly in her arms. Far below in the courtyard of Kandar Castle, a large pile of hay awaits to break her fall. It’s a good thing, as the entire kingdom has been possessed by Evil Ash and the Army of Darkness.
My Rating “Welcome Back.” S-Mart – 1993 AD, Ted didn’t make it to work today. But what happened? Let’s just say he had a terminal case of the minis. Linda knows something is wrong as Ash won’t play house in the empty store. Why is he such a computer nerd all of a sudden? Elsewhere,
My Rating “Dark Deep Down” 1300 AD – Sheila and Lord Arthur’s Wiseman race through the haunted forest in search of a Deadite altar. It was there that the Chosen One’s main squeeze had witnessed the resurrection of the dark champion Evil Ash. As the two heroes arrive on the scene of the described horror,
My Rating “The Medieval Dead!” 1300 AD – The Lady Sheila is in a race for her life. Delta, the horse that carries her at top speed through the dense English forest, is spry and full of energy, but the deadites are in close pursuit and the steed grows winded. The harpies’ speed is unmatched
My Rating “Here Comes The Boom!” There’s not one Ash, but two Ash. One’s future Ash, and the other is boring 1993 shit cleaner Ash. What happened to the Wiseman’s sleeping potion? The chainsaw-arm wielding Ash has just woken up in the year 2093 and the world is in major trouble. Can you say “Deadite
My Rating “Army Of Darkness Forever” His name was Ash, and he was a slave. It all started at a cabin in the dark mountain forest upstate. In 1993 all things were good between Ash and his girlfriend Linda, that is until they found the book bound in human flesh, and inked with blood. Then
My Rating “Shadows Of Satan” An escaped circus lion lies dead in a field covered with daisies. The animal’s only crime was following its natural instincts and trying to feast upon the soft flesh of a young blind woman named Sybl. Isn’t that simply the nature of the beast? As the big cat leaped forward
My Rating “Strange Science” Riverdale’s boy genius, Dilton Doiley, has been missing for several days and it will take his biggest rival to save him. Danni Malloy to the rescue! Is she a better scientist? Not exactly. It was Danni’s time machine design that vaporized Dilton in the first place. Yes, yes, technically Dilton made
My Rating “Prologue” Night has come to the forest moon of Endor. As bonfires are being lit across the tree village of Chief Chirpa, Ewok families begin to congregate around the Royal Hut. It is time for the weekly celebration and storytelling. The tribal shaman known as Logray calls for the first tale of adventure.
