My Rating “Welcome Back.” S-Mart – 1993 AD, Ted didn’t make it to work today. But what happened? Let’s just say he had a terminal case of the minis. Linda knows something is wrong as Ash won’t play house in the empty store. Why is he such a computer nerd all of a sudden? Elsewhere,
My Rating “Nocturnal Animal” Kirk Langstrom arrived at the café late that afternoon to meet his estranged wife, Francine. It had been a rough three months without her, but Kirk knew the separation was necessary. He needed to end his addiction to the Man-Bat formula before the monster destroyed what remained of his family. The
My Rating “Dark Deep Down” 1300 AD – Sheila and Lord Arthur’s Wiseman race through the haunted forest in search of a Deadite altar. It was there that the Chosen One’s main squeeze had witnessed the resurrection of the dark champion Evil Ash. As the two heroes arrive on the scene of the described horror,
My Rating “The Medieval Dead!” 1300 AD – The Lady Sheila is in a race for her life. Delta, the horse that carries her at top speed through the dense English forest, is spry and full of energy, but the deadites are in close pursuit and the steed grows winded. The harpies’ speed is unmatched
My Rating “Here Comes The Boom!” There’s not one Ash, but two Ash. One’s future Ash, and the other is boring 1993 shit cleaner Ash. What happened to the Wiseman’s sleeping potion? The chainsaw-arm wielding Ash has just woken up in the year 2093 and the world is in major trouble. Can you say “Deadite
My Rating “House Of Blood And Sorrow” A local town gossip bursted into the Waverly sheriff’s office a little after 9pm that night. Before the old codger could unload his dire story upon an unexpected Sheriff, Sweeney’s thunder was stolen by a preceding phone call. It wasn’t a plane crash, it was a godforsaken Spaceman
My Rating “The Rejected Supergirl!” The tears are in full flow in the women’s dorm rooms at Stanhope college. In Dr. H.H. Hanson’s class on advanced computer technology, the campus computer system has just finished polling a recent student surve. Who is the top ten most popular women in America? Supergirl came in dead last.
My Rating Bring On The Bombu! Two Hundred and seventy-five, that was the last tally. The number was impressive for such a conqueror as Bombu. His leaders approved, but… What of the human planet? Earth, they called it? Why has Bombu failed to subjugate this world? It started so beautifully. Bombu landed in the human’s
My Rating Standoff The Sphinx has been defeated but where is Orrgo? The traitorous Doctor Kraye has sentenced the Commandos’ communication officer to the S.H.I.E.L.D. super prison at Pleasant Hills, Connecticut. There, supervillains are transformed into normal looking citizens using processes of the Kobik Project. Orrgo must now spend his life as a Jack Russell
My Rating Fin Fang Four It’s a Tuesday night and the Alan talk-show is live in front of a studio audience. On the panel his distinguished guests include New York attorney – Jennifer Walters, Editor in Chief of the Daily Bugle – J. Jonah Jamison, and Retired Intergalactic Invader – Fin Fang Foom. The topic
