My Rating “The Wanderer” Earth has not weathered well under human stewardship. Pollution, war, and rebellious technology have turned the globe into an unrecognizable calamity. In America, now known as the great inland sea, tech-infected lifeforms toil under scorching skies. This is the Futurewest, an alien world traversed by nano-enhanced gunslingers and robotic warriors. “Immortal
My Rating “Save The Last Dance” Thurgood Trapley, a millionaire philanthropist, and all around nasty old man, has just hit the jackpot. Or, shall we say, his money paid to hire the scientists who hit the jackpot for him. In either case, one retired Broadway dancer, a man of science, does not make. For old
My Rating “Army Of Darkness GOREver” Into the void, Ash and the Devourer are pulled with the remains of the droidites. Then every possible reality passes before his eyes. A kiss from his sugar, Shelia. The old cabin in the Tennessee woods. A swarm of mini-Ash demons swarming coworkers at S-Mart. Every one of the
My Rating “…The Necronomicon Ex-Mortis!” The Darkness has aligned in all three timelines, but for some – like the evil wiseman, time has no bounds. With all of the Evil Ash variants destroyed, the only thing stopping the real Ash from closing the portal to hell is the Kandarian demon baby. Can goody little two-shoes
My Rating “Armies Of Darkness” The darkness has gathered in the past. Which past? Well, that is relative. To be specific, 1300 AD. Ash has returned to his lover Shelia, but his motley band of broken robots and a demon baby may not be enough to stop the convergence of three evils. Three evils? Yes.
My Rating “Falling Down” Earth 1300 AD has fallen at the hands of the Deadite armies! Wait, no, Earth 2093 AD has fallen to the hands of the… No, that already fell to the Droidites! Right? Okay, so now Earth 1993 AD has fallen to the present day, but recently returned from the past, Evil
My Rating “Zombie Cruise” The “bottom line” has been the most important consideration in every business since time immemorial. For the guests traveling with Star Cruises, their voyage is just about to be review-bombed into oblivion. None of the passengers understand why the ship’s crew is acting so bizarrely. Stef Turner, director of guest relations,
My Rating “Ashes to Ashes!” From the sky they fell, pulled through time by the power of three Necronomicons. Then Ash and his robot pals crash face-first into the broken pavement of a besieged London street, circa 1993 AD. Home! The man who survived the evil of three centuries finds himself back where he so
My Rating “Three The Hard Way” “Three Books?” Ash exclaimed. “No one said anything about three books!” The digital wiseman is no more. Now Ash has no one to guide him through the apocalyptic lands of Earth 2093 AD. The Necronomicon has been restored through a lengthy campaign fighting Droidites and contracting Morklock VD. The
My Rating “Raise Hell” Sheila jumps from a tower window with the Necronomicon clenched tightly in her arms. Far below in the courtyard of Kandar Castle, a large pile of hay awaits to break her fall. It’s a good thing, as the entire kingdom has been possessed by Evil Ash and the Army of Darkness.
