My Rating “Lambs to the Slaughter” Six teenagers were reported missing in the downtown area of Hollywood, California. Three males and three females. As Tony Vincenzo sat in his office at the Hollywood Dispatch reviewing the police reports, it was clear that there was a pattern. All the disappearances had taken place in a two-week
My Rating “For the Wicked, No Rest” A broken asset has escaped Belle Reve, leaving several members of the medical staff and security guards splattered across the halls of the prison complex. Precautions had been taken, as this particular prisoner—or perhaps “prisoners”—was undergoing a dangerous medical procedure. Candace Laramie and her symbiote, Dennis Gaines, had
My Rating “Armies Of Darkness” The darkness has gathered in the past. Which past? Well, that is relative. To be specific, 1300 AD. Ash has returned to his lover Shelia, but his motley band of broken robots and a demon baby may not be enough to stop the convergence of three evils. Three evils? Yes.
My Rating “Terror Beneath The Earth!” A new terror stalks the back alleyways of Los Angeles, California. With the first night of the full moon, dozens of reports begin flooding the police tip lines. With no arrests, two LAPD detectives are now actively investigating the reports of a real-life werewolf roaming in the Century City
My Rating “Pyramid Of Peril!” Cast back to Earth by the ancient Elementals, N’Kantu the Living Mummy finds himself enslaved once again. After spending his mortal life fighting to free the Swarili people from bondage, the ancient chieftain must now bend to the will of four godlike beings who claim to predate Atlantis itself. Their
My Rating “Florida Man Vs. Hogzilla! – Part 02” Tonight is the big wrastlin’ match between two bona fide powerhouses from Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling: Cassowary and the Black Dildo! The only question is whether Krystal Duba can make it to the arena on time. Her man, Gary, is currently sitting in county lockup for
My Rating “My Name Is… Dracula –” Tricked! Madam Marguerita and her vampire cult have deceived the Frankenstein Monster and used him to free their master, Count Dracula. Now the Monster must correct his terrible mistake and send the undead bloodsucker back to his eternal grave! Dracula attempts to escape the cavernous tomb that held
My Rating “Florida Man Vs. Hogzilla! – Part 01” Finances are tight right now for Gary and Krystal Duba. Gary’s tarantula smugglin’ business has just been blown sky-high by sum liberal anti-American, and Krystal is back in county lockup for food stamp and cocaine violations. Well, mostly the cocaine thing. Now Gary has to look
My Rating “Night of the Screaming House!” Dracula has kidnapped Edith Harker, daughter of veteran vampire hunter Quincy Harker. Now Frank Drake and his motley crew of slayers must infiltrate the Count’s newest sanctuary—a mysterious estate known only as Whispering Hell. As the vampire hunters race through the fog-covered outskirts of London, Dracula puts the
My Rating “Werewolf By Night” Home is where the heart is… And the lungs and the intestines. Life was on the verge of tranquility for Jack Russell. He had helped defeat a homicidal necromancer named Docktor Nekromantik. Famous monster hunter, Elsa Bloodstone, had become BFFs with his werewolf persona. Now Jack is the sole owner
