My Rating Hell…Or Something Like That Daimon Hellstrom, Patsy’s ex-hubby, has just sent Hellcat to some other realm of fire. Bummer! Why is She-Hulk here? This land of fire and brimstone has all kinds of surprises instore for the girl from Centerviille. Can anyone say Centerville High School? Why is everyone dress like their living […]
My Rating The Lady Killer Craves Blood A serial killer dubbed the “lady killer” has stalked the streets of the city for over a year now. Every woman in the metro area has been on edge since the local news affiliates reported the slaying of an eighth victim. Jenny Stokely, wife of reclusive mystery writer
My Rating Mind-Mush Morning, somewhere in Sauerbraten County, Ohio, Howard the Duck wakes up in the local police station drunk tank. Memories of the previous night’s riot aboard the Black Dog Bus going to Cleveland. Time to go see the judge and meet his co-conspirators. Winda winks at Howard as he is escorted in front
My Rating “The Mystery of the Mad Monk!” Jack Russell finished a phone call with Father Joquez seconds ago. The priest was hysterical on the line. He claimed to have finished translating the mystical book known as the Darkhold, when his office began to fill with a deadly gray mist. Father Joquez pleaded for Jack’s
My Rating “Issue 04” Colonel Oats has tricked Bill and Ted into opening a portal from hell to the most excellent San Dimas. Now the full might of Satan’s army has split out into the shopping mall district. Oats is one major dill-weed! As the raiding party of Nicholas Paganini, Doctor Feelgood, Aleister Crowley, and
My Rating “A Tale Of Temporary Farewells“ Baron Winters sits in a majestic field somewhere on a prehistoric landscape. He has some idea how he arrived at the location, but unsure the reasons why. There are many extinct animals in his periphery. The Baron smiles as a pair of unicorns pass him in a gallop.
My Rating “Magicman: Brainwashed!“ Somewhere along the eastern seaboard of the United States, several hundred blips begin to display on television screens tied to the U.S. Army’s super long distance radar system. The incoming targets are not from some Earthbound enemy, rather the threat comes from the darkness of outer space! A network of telephones
My Rating “Back In Hell” Back in hell and forced to play the most heinous game of D-N-D, Bill & Ted begin their quest in the claws of the Chuul beasts. Wait a minute, the demon “Some-Gina” is being a total dill-weed! The game master’s guide says they are entitled to a raiding party of
My Rating “Roll the Dice” Four Months have passed since Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey. Wyld Stalyns is a global phenomenon, the boys are fully trained guitar gods, and the timeline is most righteous. Wait, or is it the future us-es that are the shred masters? What about the current us-es? Maybe it’s time to
My Rating “(The) Hell (I Suffer) Seems Like A Heaven“ Baron Winter sits at his Victorian era desk staring at a recently delivered package. His friend Merlin, an African leopard, paces impatiently nearby. It’s time again. The Baron ponders in his mind about the promise he made. It seems eons ago when he spoke the
